Dear Weather&Climate,

S - T - U - D - Y = p - a - i - n

Dearest Weather&Climate,

I hate you.
I do not care about you.
I cannot lie anymore.
I was never in love with you.

I do not care to know how water from the sky falls on me.
Stop making me want to know why?
Science will kill us all with its incessant reasoning.
Let me love the unknown!
Let me feel your water.

I do not care to know how or why the sky screams with anger sometimes.
In fact, I think I understood it better before this class.
I like listening to it rumble,
Reminds me of when I am angry.
Why oh why Weather&Climate did you coin "thunder?"
Thunder is anger!
Once again, Science, stop making up words!
You are confusing little ones as myself.

I do not care to know how or why you have lamps up in the sky.
In fact, that is none of my business.
I must say, I am not a fan of you using your lamps to electrocute humans -
But, hey, I can't blame you -
I would love to electrocute humans sometimes.

Dearest voice, mind, and body far far up above me,
I sincerely apologize on behalf of
ManKind and its silly need To Know Everything.
I sincerely apologize for
Condensing your deep emotions into a clusterfuck of a "TEXTBOOK."
Incredibly incredibly inconsiderate of us.
But, dearest voice, mind, and body far far up above me,
You must know that ManKind Need to Know Things,
Because They cannot understand the Language of Nature.

So do forgive us,
We're deaf and dumb to your voice,
And I'm asking you as a sole soul -
teach me your A,B,C's.
Teach me how to ride your wind.
Teach me how to shake the earth.
Teach me how to electrocute the deaf and dumb!

Excuse me,
But I must relinquish myself to the Known,
to the Textbook,
and to the Number 2 Pencil.

ManKind is Making Me STUDY.
P- A - I - N.