...we've been open about 2 months now...yes, we are new. Yep, they re-did everything and took out the booths...yes, they did a really great job with it...it used to be Trilogy last year, and before that it was Zoe's...
...sure Brandon, I'll shoot you first and then kill myself.
Tonight's Jolly Specials on the chalkboard I so lovingly scrawl every happy-hour:
Yesterday's Soup: Post New Year's Vomit
Potato Special: Thank fucking god we don't do these anymore
Potato Flatbread Special: I don't give a shit and usually don't have room to write this one anyway
Entree: fishies with brocollini--some combiniation of these things every fucking day
Dessert: Sir Wally of Sugarland--go fuck yourself. No one wants to eat something called Winterfruit Fantasia and most people eating at the restaurant don't know what a Semi-Fredo is.
Drink Special: Bloody Brie & Brandon
Jolly Caterpillar. Grouchy Toad. Whatever you want to call it. It's eating me alive!
I don't have a day off in the foreseeable future. Except I'm trying to get next Sunday off because I'm doing a cover shoot for Pulse Magazine--oonce-oonce--'the beat of naples'. Not too cool but people here will find it amusing. better than nothing (I'm not getting paid though and it doesn't come out till March).
Laura is a cunt. I absolutely love her and she makes hostessing bearable. Molly is new and I just want to fire her. She sucks and is uesless. Phil already got fired. Brandon-oh Brandon- I now have a crush on you. I think it's my way of adapting to the Jolly Cricket, crushing to get by and pass the time.
New Years wasn't too bad though. Annie came with her fam and they were buying me drinks all night that I sipped at their table. It was a Jolly good time.
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